My girl Bear forwarded me an email about a special Braves event, the header reads:

From: braves.com

To: Bear

Sent: Tuesday, July 10, 2007 6:11 PM

Subject: Get your free bag of needlearts supplies during the Braves Stitch ‘n Pitch event

I can’t see the image when I’m reading it on my handheld and I keep stumbling over “needlearts” first reading as “needle hearts” (I am not alone) then wondering – is this a prison tattoo competition? What the hell are “needlearts”? Don’t they have someone proof read these emails before they go out?

Then I realize ’tis my love-o-knitting that caused Bear to think of me and forward along.

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Want to giggle? An excerpt from my last incoming from Bear:

I can’t imagine giving a thousand drunk baseball fans knitting needles and not expect at least a dozen hospital trips.One of the reasons the tomahawks given out now are FOAM and not wooden like they used to be.

Ah yeah. Good times, good times…