Yesterday at lunch I got Snapple Real Fact #116 and I cringed a little bit:

#116 – The largest fish is the whale shark – It can be over 50 feet long and weigh 2 tons.

Oh Snapple, how right you could have been if those poor beasts would have lived.

I’m weeping as I type. Not really, but you get the picture.

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