Falcons fail to land Tuna

The above headline is proof-positive that I should never be a copywriter. [Further evidence]

Actual, pertinent story here.

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This is neither a Falcon nor a Tuna. Discuss.

Oh, Falcons, will you ever return aspire to glory?

UPDATE: Miami Dolphin puns are even better, so at least this whole debacle isn’t a total loss.

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