Kid Rock’s Waffle House Scuffle
It’s hardly news. Kid Rock, who I’m told is a popular musician, gets in a light, late-night/early-morning brawl after a rock show. At a Waffle House. On Buford Highway. We’ve all done it.
Look at his mug shot — he’s still in a good mood. I’ll bet this fight was hardly newsworthy. Kid Rock was charged with simple battery, his opponent with felonious “criminal damage to property.” What concerns me is that when I think of a Buford Highway Waffle House at 5am, I think of my former co-workers. I know one of them who’d happily pick a fight with Kid Rock. Please keep your fingers crossed that it wasn’t him.
I can already hear his new song:
My name’s Kid Rock
And you know what I’m about
I’ll fight ya at the VMA’s
Or the Waffle House