Sorry if this was also posted during the month that I was gone, and I just missed it, but I figured I should share this heartbreaking news with everyone: The Elvis of Lantern Inn is calling it quits. By Christmas, the three eras of Elvis, the buffets and the Lantern Inn will all be done. From what I hear, all remaining shows are sold out, but you never know, so if you want to say goodbye you should drop the Lantern Inn a line.

We’ll miss you Smellvis.