The New Blāk

coke_blak.jpg(The following posting of a press release should not be misconstrued as an endorsement of said product, but merely an acknowledgement of the latest marketing brainstorm to rain down from that magnificent tower on North Avenue. Make of it what you will.)

ATLANTA – The Coca-Cola Company today announced that it will launch Coca-Cola Blāk in January in France, the first of several countries

9 Comments so far

  1. sadie (unregistered) on December 7th, 2005 @ 4:39 pm

    Coffee-like froth? Eew.


  2. Lori (unregistered) on December 7th, 2005 @ 4:42 pm

    I’m having a really big issue with the missing ‘c’. Huge.

    Apparently I’m not urban, adult, nor hip.


  3. Thomas (unregistered) on December 7th, 2005 @ 5:49 pm

    I have an even bigger issue with the for-art’s-sake “long” symbol hovering over the “a” — which should actually make the name sound like Coca-Cola Blake.


  4. fat asian baby (unregistered) on December 7th, 2005 @ 6:26 pm

    watch out for world domination! oh wait, done and done.


  5. Tessa (unregistered) on December 7th, 2005 @ 6:59 pm

    Oh my – this is going to be the death of me and my fight against easing off caffeine. Two of my favorite beverages together!

    Think they’ll have a diet version? Or would that be caffeine free?


  6. shelbinator (unregistered) on December 7th, 2005 @ 11:43 pm

    I am SO not swallowing Blake’s froth, I don’t care how stinking effervescent it is.

    Man, that is about the worst press release I’ve ever read. I’m putting way too much effort into mine if that’s all it takes to be the beverage of global domination.


  7. Tony Mc (unregistered) on December 7th, 2005 @ 11:53 pm

    Isn’t this already called Guiness? Oh yeah the Coke Bleeeech doesn’t have alcohol.


  8. me (unregistered) on December 7th, 2005 @ 11:58 pm

    Sounds good to me; I bet the blak drink is delicious. For the naysayers, well, you guys keep on drinking your pepsi! :)


  9. solios (unregistered) on December 8th, 2005 @ 1:48 pm

    Holy crap it’s Pepsi Kona all over again.

    I had the “fortune” of being in one of the test markets for that swill, back in the mid 90s – it tasted about like you’d expect. Carbonated coffee with a horrible, horrible aftertaste.

    What next? Clear coke? :P



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