Meet The Contestants
Meet the contestants for Miss Georgia 2006 and be scared…
I’m not saying this in a “omg they are all ugly” scary way, but there are some freaky eyes going on there, they follow you around, haunt you…
Be afraid… Be very afraid!
They seem to fall into two categories, the “Pageant Haves” and the “Pageant Have Nots”
April Middleton’s picture might inspire nightmares.
Rebecca Leigh Johnson’s eyes are the ones that freak me out the most, she’s burning a hole right through me
The spectre of Monica Brokenborough will surely haunt me tonight. Aiieeee!
April Middleton looks like she is a paper cutout of herself. I’ve never seen anyone look so two dimensional.
..and the testosterone comes out swinging..
Where on earth is “Nuclear City” and why do they get their own hyper-intense representative?
Yeah, Nuclear City must be a fun town. And I’m glad they remind us clearly that each and every one of these towns/counties/weird regions is in the USA! USA! USA!
In my nightmare, April is chasing me around squealing, “Don’t you want some cookies? I baked you some cookies! Why don’t you want some cookies???” And I don’t know why.