Aren’t you totally excited?

Tickets for the Aquarium go on sale today! Just go to the website or call to purchase.

See the Beluga Whales (*)! And some other fish!

(*) No, I am not backing away from my belief that the aquarium is really a massive strip club. But now, I’m more of the opinion that the “aquarium” is just a front for the more illicit activities that go on there. I dare you to prove me wrong.

2 Comments so far

  1. Greg (unregistered) on November 1st, 2005 @ 11:24 am

    “I thought you said Troy McLure was dead”

    “No, I said he sleeps with the fishes”

    “oh…. ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  2. Tony Mc (unregistered) on November 1st, 2005 @ 5:27 pm

    Who needs fish when the Zoo has twins!

    “Zoo Atlanta is celebrating the rare birth of twin gorillas, delivered overnight by Kuchi, 21, and fathered by Taz, a 16-year-old silverback.

    Mother and her babies are currently on public exhibit in the Ford African Rain Forest at the Grant Park facility.”

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