Found on Atlanta Craigslist
Your post of zen:
To the UGA party girl that made out with me. – w4w – 21
Me: the gorgeous, curly-haired girl that was dragged to the party on friday night, wearing the “I go to Hogwarts for the pussy” t-shirt
You: the hot young thing who grabbed me and made out with me in front of your giggling boyfriend.
You kiss too well to be straight. Leave the boy.
I want that T-shirt by the way.
that is funny!
So… I’m confused.
Is “Seth Miller” a girl?
No, Seth Miller, that’s me, is a man.
I just dig that shirt. Who wouldn’t want to own that shirt?
“Confused,” you need to change your name to “Stupid” and get a t-shirt that says “I ride the short bus to Hogwarts.”
And I! love! quitting! smoking!
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and you know, I thought I wanted that t-shirt, too, until I realized there’s something entirely too unsettling about putting “pussy” and “warts” that close together in a slogan.
Thank you, try the veal!
shelbinator.
f’in shove it.
thank you.
Ha… shelbinator makes me laugh heartily herein. I see that the quitting smoking thing is giong well.
Don’t hate the player baby, hate the game.
Keep makin’ me chuckle, Shelbinator…