“I hate y’all”

Mr. WideOut Can’t Catch the Ball guy
Metblog Atlanta Presents: Real Men of Genius
(real men of genius)
Today we salute you, Mr. WideOut Can’t Catch the Ball guy
(Mr. WideOut Can’t Catch the Ball guy)


We gave you twelve point five mil, for just 6 tee-dees and two seasons full of ‘oopsies’
(Whoops did I drop that?!)
Dropping this pass and that one, you’ve got more Butterfingers than the Piggly Wiggly
(Oink, Oink!)
If there was coverage, you got shutdown. If there was a route, you took a detour. And if Vick decided to run, you blocked worse than the GDOT at an IKEA opening!
(Which WAY do I go?)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Slick! There are thirty one other teams out there …. and plenty more fans to disappoint! We.Hate.You.Too
(Mr. WideOut Can’t Catch the Ball guy)

Thank You Coach Mora, Rich McKay and Arthur Blank – can we talk about Finneran now?

1 Comment so far

  1. Andrew (unregistered) on August 31st, 2005 @ 8:22 am

    As much as I don’t like Playless, I think he’ll land on his feet. If he’s on a team with a QB that can actually play the position without having to “redefine” it, he’ll be ok. He’s not a number one receiver, but he can be a strong number two. His game still has all the holes you mentioned, but he can still contribute.

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