A few observations about Kenneth.

1) I can only assume your name is Kenneth, because that was the text of your vanity plate.
2) I also assume that you go by Kenneth and not Ken or Kenny, for this same reason.
3) You must not mind people talking about you on the internet, since you publish your name publicly.
4) You have to be an incredible asshole for cutting me off after zooming past me doing 80 on 285, all the while giving me the finger.

Kenneth, I’m saluting you right back. Have a great weekend!

9 Comments so far

  1. Maigh (unregistered) on August 6th, 2005 @ 9:12 am

    Kenneth, we solute you!

  2. Briam (unregistered) on August 6th, 2005 @ 9:21 am

    Maybe he is just not sure how to properly express himself… and only wanted to say “hi”…

  3. Seth (unregistered) on August 6th, 2005 @ 9:59 am

    Kenneth definitely knew how to express himself. He just happened to be very reckless about it.

    I only wish I’d been able to take a picture of the car and vanity plate to add to the story.

  4. Briam (unregistered) on August 6th, 2005 @ 10:10 am

    I wish I could be cool like Kenneth… The strong silent type… who knows how to communicate with his hands… I wonder if “Briam” plate is taken.

  5. Paulie (unregistered) on August 6th, 2005 @ 11:33 am

    Give Kenneth a break.

    Think about how hard it is to be driving with one hand, going approximately twenty-five miles over the speed limit, changing lanes, and maintaining a Holier Than Thou attitude. Damn, he is talented!

    I you were one of the select few that he allows into his inner-circle of friends you’d probably get to call him “K”, or perhaps “K Man”.


  6. Kenneth (unregistered) on August 6th, 2005 @ 1:12 pm

    I’m sorry.

  7. Pondwater (unregistered) on August 6th, 2005 @ 2:13 pm

    You mean you weren’t driving 80mph on 285?

  8. Seth (unregistered) on August 6th, 2005 @ 7:03 pm

    Many thanks for the kind words from everyone and especially for the apology from Kenneth.

  9. Maigh (unregistered) on August 8th, 2005 @ 9:08 am

    No *way*!

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