This weekend in Rome, which is but a hop, skip and a jump (with flourish, please) from The ATL, there will be packs of men in matching outfits showing off their stunning, powerful legs. They’ll be mashing pedals and dripping testosterone for all to witness and enjoy at the GA Cup, which you should attend.

Boys don’t think I forgot about you. There will be chickie racers kicking arse as well and you should know that for all their sporty prowess, they’re pretty smokin’.

These guys get it done, rain or shine; ripping around at speeds that make me wince even when Iím on four wheels and protected by a metal bubble. Did I mention formidable, muscular, shaved and generally tan man legs? HOTTTTTTT.

The weather is going to be rotten regardless of whether you hide indoors or not this weekend, so come on up to the mountains, show some love, and buy me a beer.