One of the stranger perquisites of working for Creative Loafing is that I get unintentionally funny e-mail announcements all the time.

My all-time favorite is still this one:

I’ve read it a hundred times, but I still laugh when I see the words exclusive and everyone is welcome used to the describe the same event.

I just received another quality e-mail announcement a few minutes ago. It’s no Saturday Night Exclusive, but it still made me laugh.

The best part is the text pasted immediately below the picture:

Despite the name, this event WILL actually cater to the slightly more discerning patron.

We’re pleased to say the dress code excludes athletic wear!

Go-Go Dancers and Safari Dressed Hostesses will be providing the FREE Bacardi shots.

As a slightly more discerning patron, let me tell you, I can’t wait.