The Slightly More Discerning Patron
One of the stranger perquisites of working for Creative Loafing is that I get unintentionally funny e-mail announcements all the time.
My all-time favorite is still this one:
I’ve read it a hundred times, but I still laugh when I see the words exclusive and everyone is welcome used to the describe the same event.
I just received another quality e-mail announcement a few minutes ago. It’s no Saturday Night Exclusive, but it still made me laugh.
The best part is the text pasted immediately below the picture:
Despite the name, this event WILL actually cater to the slightly more discerning patron.
We’re pleased to say the dress code excludes athletic wear!
Go-Go Dancers and Safari Dressed Hostesses will be providing the FREE Bacardi shots.
As a slightly more discerning patron, let me tell you, I can’t wait.
Finally, an occasion to wear my safari wear.
Please let us know, how your safari experience turned out to be. ;)