Wool socks cost $1.99 at Wal-Mart

Apparently Jen got a bit freaked out by the whole 600 guests, prominent families, 14 bridesmaids, marrying a dude that looks like he could be another Scott Peterson

So, instead of having the tough conversation with her mom/dad/priest/maid of honor/ or maybe even leaving a friggin cryptic note and disappearing… she decided instead to take her family through the most gut wrenching, life changing, emotionally draining, hopeless tailspin of their lives…

Folks all around the world are going to proclaim…“our prayers have been answered – it’s a miracle ….yada yada yada.”

When, in all actuality, the realization that the entire world had seen her picture plastered on every single newschannel for the last 48 hours and she wasn’t going to be able to hide out much longer.

Add to the fact, that ole girl attempted to shirk responsibility for the whole thing by saying she was kidnapped by some Hispanic dude before finally admitting the truth …

If you can’t tell I’m disgusted by this whole thing. You just don’t do THIS to your MOM

1 Comment so far

  1. Wise Diva (unregistered) on April 30th, 2005 @ 6:42 pm

    How the fuck are they NOT going to press charges? Reporting a false crime? Lying to authorities? Whose money paid for the resources that were used to find her ass?

    If I were a bridesmaid, I would beat her ass for wasted money on an ugly ass dress too! hmph

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