Flying the very friendly skies
Mile High Atlanta is not some kind of club for displaced residents of Denver or fans of the number 5,280. No, Mile High Atlanta is a private, charter plane service offering to “make your fantasy a reality.”
That’s right, folks. For the paltry sum of $269.00 you can consumate your love a mile above the earth without worrying about wedging yourself into an airplane restroom or avoiding the gaze of other passengers or flight attendants.
You won’t get this kind of service at Hartsfield-Jackson, though. You’ll need to drive to Carrolton’s West Georgia Regional Airport. Still, it’s a short trip to take in order to make an even more fantastic journey, don’t you think?
Plus, you get a complimentary bottle of champagne and the sheets are yours to keep as a “souvenir of this special event.”
you can consumate your love a mile above the earth without worrying about wedging yourself into an airplane restroom or avoiding the gaze of other passengers or flight attendants.
But isn’t that half the fun right there?
I would imagine you’re right, Amber.
Instead, you can try to stay focused on f*ing and NOT on the fact that there is some complete stranger about 3 feet from your head on the other side of a CURTAIN.
And I bet he’s on autopilot.