I just realized my last entry was about cats. No offense to the cats, since they’re adorable, but this has got to stop.

So, I unilaterally* announce the Atlanta Metblog’s first pool. Post in the comments:

1. The date on which Bill Campbell will be either indicted by a federal grand jury, or the grand jury will be dissolved without charges.
2. The number of lawyers Campbell will have with him when he responds to the grand jury’s actions.
3. The prinicipal target of Campbell’s wrath following the announcement.
4. Special bonus tiebreaker: Write the first line of the first Cynthia Tucker editorial to appear after the announcement.

Winner gets a prize to be determined. Possibly just a warm fuzzy glow.

* = ’cause that’s what conservatives do. only I’m libertarian, most of the time.